Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
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If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
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Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW