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(856): View more from New Jersey

I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw

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(856): I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw http://tfl.nu/7ysm

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Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.

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(954): Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend. http://tfl.nu/pltj

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.

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(919): Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk. http://tfl.nu/sxlu

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice

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(920): its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice http://tfl.nu/sbu6

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever

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(919): I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever http://tfl.nu/iy56

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.

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(215): he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon. http://tfl.nu/6d9i

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(519): View more from Ontario

Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.

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(519): Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum. http://tfl.nu/qm4t

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(913): View more from Kansas

If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.

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(913): If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out. http://tfl.nu/0a1m

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(785): View more from Kansas

MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.

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HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.

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(785): MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped. (207): HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME. http://tfl.nu/4n05

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(905): View more from Ontario

I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.

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(905): I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do. http://tfl.nu/nqbr

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF

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(202): Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF http://tfl.nu/zpe8

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(303): View more from Colorado

You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...

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(303): You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted... http://tfl.nu/r2o3

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(847): View more from Illinois

The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.

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(847): The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one. http://tfl.nu/8fpw

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(201): View more from New Jersey

In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.

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(201): In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me. http://tfl.nu/k6g0

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.

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(610): Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight. http://tfl.nu/yorp

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