you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
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Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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