can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
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I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
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It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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