I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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