Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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