His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
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He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
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Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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