No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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