He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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