It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
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Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
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This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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