You really coming over, don't trick.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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