im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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