My pussy is not your playground.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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