An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
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Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
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When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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