I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
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We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
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alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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