Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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