scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
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I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
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I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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