I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
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I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
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why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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