why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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