dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
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You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
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in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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