Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
