Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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