I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
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Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
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Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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