Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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