She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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