in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
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I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
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She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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