i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
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omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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