Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
pray to the hookup gods
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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