just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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