I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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