I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
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wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
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I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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