Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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