I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
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the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
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I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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