im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
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Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
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OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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