y did u give ur computer a hand job?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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