Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
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You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
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I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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