butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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