new low.... made out with someone while peeing
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
That was before I lit my hair on fire
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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