The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
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Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
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He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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