It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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