is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
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I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
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I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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