omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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