I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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