I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
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Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
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We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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