Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(908): View more from New Jersey

he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me

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(865): View more from Tennessee

I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.

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(734): View more from Michigan

So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.

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(913): View more from Kansas

If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight

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(573): View more from Missouri

He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.

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