im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
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nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
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How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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