do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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