I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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