do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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