Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
