Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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