remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
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