I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
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she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
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Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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