what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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