i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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