suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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