he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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