IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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