You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
My friends, they love my intelligence
you would pick up someone in the library
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
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Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
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you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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